OMG! It's 2016 for the First Time in 4032 Years!!!


My contribution to a do-it-yourself Secret Santa gift exchange.

My contribution to a do-it-yourself Secret Santa gift exchange.

Season's holidays and happy gift-fest to all you Yuletide celebrants and merry-makers. I did things over my vacation this year. I plan to do likewise next year. I usually post an impassioned defence of Christmas against all you soulless partisans of Halloween, but not this year—I chose to enjoy myself instead. In 2016, I vow to get even less done. And, if I get fat, I hereby swear it shall be a very jolly kind of fat. Why don't they sell eggnog all-year-round? They sell KFC Double Downs at all so they must be shameless enough to profit off all our heart-attacks. I kinda want to play Zelda II right now. Bye!